Eagle Leather have a limited amount of my 2017 3D! calendars personally signed! AND if you grab one while stocks last you can even get your name and what ever u want me to write on it! Just tell me in the comments when u buy your copy HERE!
My website turned ONE! and as a BDay present to all my horny members I’m releasing 3 XXX films for the first 3 months of 2017! thats TRIPLE THE LOAD!
and im working on the SHOP and BODYBUILDING pages. AND want you to help me with an idea i have for a T Shirt that has all my slogans and phrases on it. SO message me here or on any of my social media and tell me and words, phrases or slogans that remind you of me! They might end up on the T.
I was 13 when my cousins drew a moustache on my face and dressed me in an over sized suit jacket and took me clubbing for the first time. The song “Straight Up” had just hit the clubs and was playing at every venue we went too. It was back in the day when it was common practice for cubs to have tv screens up on the wall showing the videos to the songs playing and I became obsessed with the song and music video. I remember going back to school and telling everyone about my “Night on the Town” (thats what it was titled in Australia) experience, feeling like the Keith Coogan, and all about this amazing new singer called Paula Abdul.
It seems that the MOTU franchise, my life long obsession just won’t leave me alone. The funny story is, after the original series was done and dusted while all the other boys in their teens were dreaming of pussy, i grew up in a very straight environment, I would have dreams that the MOTU series would be re-released. I would wake up so excited about the idea. Be careful what you wish for! Because since 2012 they were released and haven’t stopped being released since.
The latest series is the CLASSICS series, well since 2008. I am slowly trying to get my hands on the complete collection. And now you can help me! The problem is I can’t just add these to a wishlist as most of the shops that stock and sell them do not post to my small island. SO … I have made a list of figures I don’t have and I leave it in your generous and capable hands to go through the list and if you wanna show me some SUPER FLEX LOV purchase me one or a few and ship ’em to me.
MASTERS OF MY UNIVERSE
here’s a how to do this.
- Track down the figure you want to get me online and buy it.
- Email me at firstname.lastname@example.org to tell me which figure/s you have got me and i’ll cream my pants and then check that figure off the list. I will also give you my address to send the amazing gift to me.
And then we will “HAVE THE POWER!” And you will play an amazing role in my life long mission to have every MOTU figure.
(I also had a recurring wet dream that i was a chick and would go to school dances and be gang banged by the entire football team. This dream never materialised. My fan base would be slightly different if it did…)