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In May of this year I hired FedEx to ship a container of my personal belongings from the London to my new home in Madrid. It was emotional to me as it represented the last element in my relocation from Australia to Spain. The container had many un-replaceable possessions.
Below is a detailed account of my interaction with the company that starts of normal and quickly becomes unbelievable!
Friday 16th May. 12.31pm. Email.
I replied to the email with my responses.
Same day. 14.57pm. Email.
Same day. 2.58pm. Text message.
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Translated it says, “Your FedEx shipment will be delivered on May 26.” My container was not delivered to me.
Thursday 22nd May. 13.40. – They re-sent the email I received on Friday 16th May 12.31pm.
They proceeded to re-send the same email on the 16th, 22nd, 23rd, and 28th May.
I responded with the information every time.
Thursday 22nd May. 12.59pm. Email.
Monday 2nd June. 13.35pm. Email.
Same day. 14.29pm. Email.
Thursday 5th June. 7.23am. Email.
Friday 6th June. 11.07am. Email.
Same day. 15.09pm. Email.
Monday 9th June. 11.09am. Email.
Wednesday 11th June. 10.29am. Email. ITS LOST?!?
Between 11th June and the 29th July I was on the phone to FedEx UK and Spain trying to figure out how my container that I had been getting so many emails about has suddenly vanished? Not only that but that I would consistently get an email stating my case is closed! SO I would call them up the next day saying my container is missing so my case isn’t closed and they would re-open my case only to have this stupid cycle repeat itself every week.
Thursday 19th June. 7.14am Email.
I was advised by a FedEx customer support agent that the best thing for me to do was make a claim at the FedEx website. I didn’t want to do this as many of the items in my container were priceless and un-replaceable. But it seemed I had no other option. I called customer support again to make the claim and I was told I can’t make a claim because my container wasn’t missing.
WTF?!?
Wednesday 25th June. 15.49pm. Email.
Friday 27th June. 15.49pm. Email.
Tuesday 1st July. 11.04am. Email.
Wednesday 9th July. 7.34am. Email.
I called FedEx Spain and said I don’t want to make a claim because of the reasons I spoke of above. I said I want someone to go collect my container when the person who has it returns from holidays. Customer support said it is in FedEx’s best interest to recover my container and that they will send someone.
No one got in contact with me. After the 14th July I called them again and asked for an update. I was told again to make a claim but I said my container isn’t missing, you know where it is and have been in contact with the person it was sent too. As shown when you told me they informed you they were on holiday’s till the 14th July. I said I would like make a police report as my container has been stolen. I need to speak to someone who can give me more detailed information so I can proceed. They said they would transfer me and hung up on me.
I called FedEx UK and explained my situation and that Spain FedEx hung up on me and that I hope they wouldn’t, and can they help me? I will state now the UK FedEx customer service always sounded like they were genuinely concerned and wanted to help. The Spain FedEx customer support couldn’t give two fucks. I was told I would have someone contact me…
Tuesday 29th July. 12.25am. Email. FedEx wipe their hands of any responsibility of the missing container.
I contact Parcel Hero and explain everything I have been through with FedEx who all of a sudden claim it no longer has anything to do with them and that Parcel Hero is responsible. I ask how do we proceed?
Tuesday 5th August. 9.00am. Email.
Friday 8th August. 10.00am. Email.
The items in my container were collectables, presents and years old items that I have no receipts for. In any case they were trying to make me make a claim again and I responded saying I want to make a police report as my container is not lost.
At the time of posting this the last email I received was on the Friday15th August. 9.14am.
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