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the FIRST guy I ever had a CRUSH on…

By March 17, 2016No Comments

..was TARZAN. I didn’t really know it at the time. Why I couldn’t stop watching him on the TV or why I was completely captivated by him. I wanted to be him. I wanted to look like him. And now, looking back and knowing what I know, yes, I wanted to bang the shit outta him!

Many of my fans mistake He Man as being the major influence of me discovering my homosexuality and understandably so, massive muscular men in next to nothing wrestling with one another!  BUT I never did or have ever thought of He Man or the rest of the MOTU gang in a sexual way. Kinda like having a super sexy hot dad. You can appreciate he’s attraction to others but you have zero attraction to him yourself. (Unless you swing “that” way, and hey, personally, I’d prefer you bend your dad over than your poodle.)

It was Tarzan that was my first MAN – LOVE. I used to jack off to Miles O’Keeffe who played him in “Tarzan, the Ape Man”. And though I probably won’t jack of to this or any other Tarzan again, unless they get Calum Von Moger to play him, I can’t FKIN WAIT To see this film!

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