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next LIMITED ONE-OFF USED item is my red cockring!

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ROGAN is known for wearing a cockring whenever he’s destroying ass, pumping iron, or even grocery shopping. Now you can buy one of his favorite cockrings. The red Oxballs Pig Ring.

Made of pure platinum silicone, it’s non-porous, and can be tossed in the dishwasher to sanitize. The Pig Ring is stretchy yet snug and can be used with all kinds of lubes and lotions. This item is unwashed, straight from ROGAN’S sweaty bushy groin to you…

MEMBERS get 24hrs to buy it when it goes up at my Shop page today (Friday 20th) and if it’s not sold it goes up for sale the next day to the GP on Saturday!

COCK UPDATE

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Firstly I have to say any previously sold items (customers waiting for items!) or sales made this point onwards from my SHOP PAGE will be delayed till I have recovered from surgery. I appreciate your patience and support during this terrible experience. I have emailed all existing customers and I acknowledge two of you especially have been waiting for your items for a ridiculous amount of time! (G and T, you know who you are and I am so sorry.)

COCK SURGERY

Ok, so here’s what’s been happening, I saw a Urologist as soon as I got back to Melbourne, who reassured me the tear wasn’t as bad as he initially thought it was going to be. As he (and I, because until that moment I hadn’t been able to bring myself to have a thorough look at the wound, ie. pull my foreskin back and physically open the gaping wound… I mean I tried once and saw white muscle stuff in the hole and got completely freaked out, had an overwhelming sense of frustration that made me wanna cry and scream at the same time) thought the tear was from hole to hole. My natural urethra hole to the piercing hole. But as it was, I think the (horseshoe) ring must have slid through my cock so that 3 quarters of the ring was outside the piercing with a quarter still inside the bottom hole, the pierced hole. So that when the 3 quarters got attached to the guys harness it tore the quarter that was still in my cock out just tearing a huge hole in the bottom of my cock.

So, I was told I could get operated on as quickly as the next day. But he wanted to get a second opinion from a specialist, as it was possible that it needed extra surgery, for me to go under local anesthetic, so there won’t be complications with my cock in the future and its normal functions.  The second specialist also said he could operate the same day he saw me for the consultation but once I was on his bed and he looked at the wound he saw that it was, in fact, worse than he had initially thought and that I would need intensive surgery.

So that is where we are at now guys, I have a third consultation with a third specialist this coming Tuesday. As I posted on my Twitter page I feel like I’m going around in circles with these consultations and posts, one moment I’m ok and going into surgery the next I’m not and have to wait for further consultations. So I’m going to take a page outta Ripley’s book “…last survivor of the Nostromo. Signing off.” Skip the sequels and come back to you with Ressurection!

I want to say a MASSIVE THNKA YOU to all the messages I have received from people around the world giving their encouragement and support. It’s FKIN incredible the moving messages I have received.

And to be totally cheeky and the opportunist that I am, don’t forget if you feel REALLY SORRY for me you can get me something from my  Amazon Wishlist as it will get to me now that I’m grounded in Australia! There’s nothing on there at the moment that revolves around my dick.

My very first DICK PUMP up for sale! 24hrs for MEMBERS ONLY!

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My next LIMITED ONE-OFF used item up for sale is my very first unwashed Dick Pump! As a thank you to my awesome Members – you guys have first dibs for 24hours before it goes on sale to the general public. The date it goes on sale will be announced in this Wednesday newsletter! Getting one last pump in (below).

next LIMITED ONE OFF used item!

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I have sold my gym shorts I wore for an entire year, then my Adidas black High Tops as seen in all my porn films throughout 2019. Now available this Friday at my SHOP PAGE when it reopens is my iconic pink jungle shorts as seen in many a photoshoot, and if you’ve been lucky enough, a gay dance party! You know how this works, first to click the buy button gets them, it’s a limited one-off item!

I will be doing much more One-Off items from cockrings to jockstraps that I’ve been using in my porn films, at the gym or just in my everyday RO-RI life! My SHOP PAGE reopens tomorrow – see you there!

RIPE JOCKS FOR AUSTRALIAN WILDLIFE FIRE VICTIMS!

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Originally I was going to wear these undies for a week straight and put them up for sale at my SHOP PAGE – (which REOPENS TOMORROW!) for $100 with the money donated towards RSPCA VIC Bushfire Appeal.  Then I thought I would try and raise more money for the helpless animals.

SO I’m gonna let you guys bid for the jocks by offering an amount for me to wear the undies longer. You tell me how long you want me to wear them and how much you wanna offer. Message me via the comment section of any of my social media pages or here or via my CONTACT ME page and I will update the bids as they come in. Obviously, some time waster can say he will bid a crazy amount for so many days with no intention of paying, so if the number of days or money gets to that stage you will have to deposit your bid upfront into my PayPal, if you are outbid I will refund your money (any money sent for goods or services to PayPal can be refunded within 180 days) and if not you will get the jocks!

So the bidding starts this Friday at $100 after a week of getting my undies ripe with my alpha-gorilla-rioded up sweat. A few drops of pre-cum and piss if asked for. No shit streaks, not wearing shitty jocks for a month, sorry. And ALL the money I raise all goes to the Wildlife Bushfire Appeal.

But don’t wait you can make a difference by donating to any of the below to help save our wildlife and care for those animals badly hurt from the devastating fires that continue to destroy Australia…

RSPCA VIC

RSPCA NSW

WWF Bushfire Emergency