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the BANE

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The latest RO-RI film on my XXX page is JOM (JURK Of the MONTH) Volume 2. A collection of videos of me jacking one out. It made me think back to when I was a teenager and used to think masturbation was an evil sin. Yes, I was that fucked in the head! Very sheltered catholic up bringing. You already know back then I was super shy and socially awkward, you also know I discovered masturbation by doing crunches and thought that was the only way I could make myself cum. (I’ve written about all that before.) But I have never spoken about …

THE BANE

WTF is the BANE? Well, it’s a Joe Donnelly horror book that I used to see on my Dad’s bookshelf … and its what I called the act of masturbation when I was a teenager. I also thought masturbation was a bad thing and hated myself for violating my body night after night. It gets better. All through high school I would keep a diary. No, not any diary, a TV HITS diary! And I would religiously write in this FKIN diary all the drama of my young life. And in this diary I would document my constant struggle with … the BANE!

It would be like, ”The BANE came again tonight and I couldn’t fight it!” or “I am going to beat the BANE!” stuff like, “I won’t let the BANE win anymore!” And of course on the very odd occasion there would be the entry, “I have beaten the BANE it hasn’t gotten me for the last three days!” Followed by, “It got me tonight.” You can’t make this shit up. I used to think jacking off was seriously bad to the point where I hated myself for doing it. And I used to have a TV HITS diary though I didn’t hate myself for that, I thought that was kinda cool. And I used to write shit like this in it! (I also used to write other crazy stuff but lets stay on topic.)

I can’t remember when I finally realised there’s nothing wrong with playing with my dick. There wasn’t a huge epiphany, a wise older man in a toilet block explaining its all very natural and good for me, maybe Madonna’s SEX book had some part in it. Or maybe I just gave up fighting but eventually I embraced the BANE, accepted I was going t o have a healthy life long relationship with it and got to work.

“Baywatch, and more importantly David Charvet, saved me! “

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Someone at my Ask Rogan page wrote to me saying this, “Hi bud,I like ur voice coz it has some that really makes ur personality double hot”

I spoke about this once before on instagram but wanted to share my story again about a young insecure boy who wouldn’t speak who became a proud larger than life man who you can’t shut up! And also, like all the shit I crap on about, I always hope it helps someone else out there who might be going through similar shit that i did.

I hated my voice as a teenager and to be honest it probably didn’t help that i obsessed over female characters from movies like Kate from Gremlins, Kira from the Dark Crystal, Dale Arden from Flash Gorden, or Willie from Temple of Doom. I emulated them and would pretend i was them in my everyday life with the one exception of when i was acting like Darth Vader. So i was a camp little gay boy who had no idea who or what he was. It was fine for the first 10 years of my life but when i hit high school and my teen years, i quickly realised Anne was the wrong Five I wanted to be Famous for.

It was then that i gained a vicious complex about my voice. I hated it.

Baywatch, and more importantly David Charvet, saved me! Looking back now he’s probably  the size of my bicep but back then he was one sexy buff bloke. I even thought we looked kinda similar and the one thing that stood out the most was his voice. Sorry Dav but he had a less than blokey voice. I had recently discovered my sexual interest in men but i didn’t want to fuck David as much as be David. He became my first serious role model. Sorry Darth.

Over time i became comfortable with my sexuality and i discovered the man i wanted to be. David Charvet, just times 10! so I stopped talking like a girl…

*Can I just interrupt here with something that’s really important! Its ok to be camp and talk how ever the fuck you wanna talk! As long as you embrace that for who you are and own it with pride. I am NOT saying being effeminate is wrong. I am saying it was wrong for me.

…and started my journey to becoming the Alpha Daddy Homo Muscle Beast that you all know me as today! I even changed the way i talked. As much as it is ok to accept what you are it is just as ok to change what you don’t like.

People still tease me for having a less than butch voice (I didn’t go have surgery on my FKIN vocal cords or nuthin!) but I just laugh at that cause I love my voice now and i remember when i hated it and the pain and insecurity it would cause me and how i overcame that. My voice is who I am and i am FKIN AWESOME!

ps – Thanks David.

DEPRESSION

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Recently I had a hernia op and was inactive for a month. It took another whole month for me to try and get back into any kind of routine. Leading into the op I was like, “Finally, some time off!” Instead, not being “active” all puns intended, and being able to do the 2 things that define me; gym and sex, made me fall into a severe depression. I have spoken about struggling with depression as a teen. The shit thing is u never cure yourself from it u just create ways to manage it. It’s not surprising considering I lead such an exaggerated life based on my physicality, which affects my mentality, that my depression hit me hard when that was taken away. I felt the worst I had since I could remember. For those of u that luckily don’t suffer from this disease let me give u a quick idea. U lose all motivation, u don’t wanna wake up in the morning but don’t wanna go to sleep at night (knowing the next day is lurking towards you.) You lose confidence and u start being self-destructive. That varies per person, self-harm, binge eating, substance abuse, isolation. Not a good thing for a self proclaimed GOD! Speaking of which, several guys reached out to me during this time for advise to fight their own battles with depression and for encouragement to be motivated and confident like me. (Insert the “Um?” emoji)

Why am I telling u this? Because I want u to know ur not alone, so MANY of us suffer form depression, lack of motivation and self sabotage inc me, Mr-FKYEA-ALPHA-DADDY! From my experience the best way to break a downward spiral is to create a list of things u want to achieve. Schedule stuff into your day or week and use these to force u to start being active. Stop eating shit and using substances weather drugs or drink. Eating clean forces more preparation and planning – the more u can fill your day/week/life with active projects or goals the less you will have time to indulge in ur depression. For me it was pretty FKIN simple. I had to get back into the gym. BUT by the time I realised this I wasn’t even motivated to go! The added frustration I had was when I did go I’d start my workout or get half way through an exercise and my hernia would make me stop.

You can spend years building yourself up and it can take a few minutes for you to allow yourself to fall apart.

This is the first week that I feel myself again and have been hitting the gym consistently, my workouts may not be what they were and I may have to stop due to my op but the key to success here is that I go every day and do what I can. Give me a month and I hope to be back to BEAST MODE! (And posting new selfies up!) The first step and the hardest step to breaking outta depression is forcing yourself to acknowledge you are in a terrible place and that only you have the power to change that.

Keeping busy is depression’s worst enemy. Then once you get into a routine it will get easier. As for self confidence, that’s a whole other battle even though they are interconnected. You don’t like the way you look, do something about it. You hate your job, change it. You hate your life, live it differently. Of course it’s never gonna be that FKIN simple but that is life – it can be easy peasy or hard as FK! The only thing you are in control of is how you react to the highs and lows and as a result create your reality.

And tell em the FLEX! told you so.

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Oh, and don’t rely on others for your own happiness. Of course other people, lovers and social circles will influence your self worth but at the end of the day you need to stand alone in front of a mirror and be happy with who you see. AND don’t be ashamed of needing medication. I have never used it or believe in it because I suffer from psychological depression not chemical.

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