I went with were wolf, as I have loved these creatures ever since my old man let me watch An American Werewolf in London when I was FKIN 6 or 7 years old and I spent 2 weeks sleeping in my parents bedroom too petrified to sleep alone in mine. I also think they are extremely sexually arousing. I mean if they weren’t physically so lean I would have happily adopted them as my token spirit animal rather than a gorilla. Though as I am super lean now maybe I will… Many of you supported the other, humorous and filmatic option “Open Wide” and don’t be disheartened I figured out somewhere else to put that!
Needs no explanation.
